She accepted her large slice of cake and looked at the rich fruit within it. There were at least seven hundred calories in that, she thought, but it did not matter; she was a traditionally built lady and she did not have to worry about such things.Tumblr (3.0; @sweetspeas)http://sweetspeas.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ambassador-of-anguish.tumblr.com/post/50847013778/shouldertappingghosts-if-i-was-a-famous-author">ambassador-of-anguish</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shouldertappingghosts.tumblr.com/post/50846953756/if-i-was-a-famous-author-i-would-publish-a-book">shouldertappingghosts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. T<span>hen when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.</span></p> </blockquote> <p>This is perfect.</p> </blockquote> <p></p>http://sweetspeas.tumblr.com/post/51204897854http://sweetspeas.tumblr.com/post/51204897854Fri, 24 May 2013 00:37:14 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6a06a67f2d35b3855e923ccd9d9948ee/tumblr_mmnqbpQ5bc1r0d7zso1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8a8df273a8dc35a6d247a7d427288c1f/tumblr_mmnqbpQ5bc1r0d7zso2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4c2d29a7d59c74f289b59e52633438b0/tumblr_mmnqbpQ5bc1r0d7zso3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/41426e6685335bc3b7ea6f397a9d2d99/tumblr_mmnqbpQ5bc1r0d7zso4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://a-cumberbatch-of-cookies.tumblr.com/post/50417828704/the-potter-tardis-theannieplanet-im-laughing">a-cumberbatch-of-cookies</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-potter-tardis.tumblr.com/post/50234391834/theannieplanet-im-laughing-so-hard-its-funny">the-potter-tardis</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theannieplanet.tumblr.com/post/50204419740/im-laughing-so-hard">theannieplanet</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>im laughing so hard</p> </blockquote> <p>it’s funny because we all know who this is about</p> </blockquote> <p>I’m combining two of these. I’m now calling Ben BUMBLEBEE WAFFLESTICK and no one can stop me.</p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://sweetspeas.tumblr.com/post/51204371306http://sweetspeas.tumblr.com/post/51204371306Fri, 24 May 2013 00:28:19 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bfab86694c6d866a64de8408b7188d28/tumblr_mn89g9ejNd1qzgnzho1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://edwardspoonhands.com/post/51174090737/i-want-to-be-neils-biographer" class="tumblr_blog">edwardspoonhands</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I want to be Neil’s biographer…</p></blockquote>http://sweetspeas.tumblr.com/post/51195637988http://sweetspeas.tumblr.com/post/51195637988Thu, 23 May 2013 22:20:41 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/55298d78229bbb29ef386933a7e804d3/tumblr_mm4132tvB01spedluo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6758d4d2f0340a36a661fb54d1f1361d/tumblr_mm4132tvB01spedluo4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b6f1d4bece263744a9830924c44f820d/tumblr_mm4132tvB01spedluo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6872ffe6b9a4044e1b20c9d90e977092/tumblr_mm4132tvB01spedluo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://languageek.tumblr.com/post/49412261780/languages-ranked-from-easiest-to-hardest-for">languageek</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Languages ranked from easiest to hardest for English speakers - Infographic found <a href="http://dailyinfographic.com/what-are-the-hardest-languages-to-learn-infographic" title="infographic">here</a>. </p> </blockquote>http://sweetspeas.tumblr.com/post/51127446759http://sweetspeas.tumblr.com/post/51127446759Thu, 23 May 2013 00:26:44 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2d5261e6afa5eb58e0d22a133da9bd2f/tumblr_mn8c68f2Wy1qzscpno1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c820e1835781bbaed120a8a0e623c4bf/tumblr_mn8c68f2Wy1qzscpno2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://sweetspeas.tumblr.com/post/51126977952http://sweetspeas.tumblr.com/post/51126977952Thu, 23 May 2013 00:18:57 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ff6b9a92ee136e76ec8f2718f9fc8b19/tumblr_mn0zbsSUK61qaqlmro2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c6c3bf62c2fd92ce322d19b100df9175/tumblr_mn0zbsSUK61qaqlmro1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><small><em>“Mr. Sulu, remind me to never piss you off…”</em></small></p> </blockquote>http://sweetspeas.tumblr.com/post/51071747299http://sweetspeas.tumblr.com/post/51071747299Wed, 22 May 2013 10:52:12 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0da7c5e0dd3b04fff181cf7aef878da3/tumblr_miy1wmS0ar1r8gsqgo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b3a76086aa13f87631c0f7843d3dec66/tumblr_miy1wmS0ar1r8gsqgo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://sweetspeas.tumblr.com/post/50966770955http://sweetspeas.tumblr.com/post/50966770955Tue, 21 May 2013 00:15:10 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/84306bcd0f7f2c2cbcde62b82ee6ffc8/tumblr_mmz6ipi84z1riwxulo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://areyoutryingtodeduceme.tumblr.com/post/50787967774/this-will-never-not-be-hilarious-to-me">areyoutryingtodeduceme</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>this will never not be hilarious to me</p> </blockquote>http://sweetspeas.tumblr.com/post/50966398720http://sweetspeas.tumblr.com/post/50966398720Tue, 21 May 2013 00:09:33 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/50f75e367d4e4191a9fe7a5096610feb/tumblr_mn4atuiuWK1qa5ju8o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/72be6f126da12db67daafa72bb61512f/tumblr_mn4atuiuWK1qa5ju8o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://sweetspeas.tumblr.com/post/50966062686http://sweetspeas.tumblr.com/post/50966062686Tue, 21 May 2013 00:04:34 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/184e42d0d659d71256c26ba771025d7d/tumblr_mn0j8taGhF1qz7ywso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://slay-z.tumblr.com/post/50764015860">slay-z</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://satanic2chainz.tumblr.com/post/50763926347/nooooooooooooooo">satanic2chainz</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>nooooooooooooooo</p> </blockquote> <p>[laughs to keep from crying]</p> </blockquote>http://sweetspeas.tumblr.com/post/50819547452http://sweetspeas.tumblr.com/post/50819547452Sun, 19 May 2013 10:05:12 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcbty5SE8b1rwvezyo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcbty5SE8b1rwvezyo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcbty5SE8b1rwvezyo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcbty5SE8b1rwvezyo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcbty5SE8b1rwvezyo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcbty5SE8b1rwvezyo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcbty5SE8b1rwvezyo7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcbty5SE8b1rwvezyo8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://sweetspeas.tumblr.com/post/50752239619http://sweetspeas.tumblr.com/post/50752239619Sat, 18 May 2013 15:57:10 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1cd9cbc22f0b00a11bd7608464db22ba/tumblr_mmwwqwWlCO1qjtuaro2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f24e9b86ec879602375f0a444c2be81b/tumblr_mmwwqwWlCO1qjtuaro1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fuckyeahfeminists.com/post/50630458719/sophiabiabia-cognitivedissonance">fuckyeahfeminists</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sophiabiabia.tumblr.com/post/50630048932/cognitivedissonance-lemondifficult">sophiabiabia</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cognitivedissonance.tumblr.com/post/50609605184/lemondifficult-bidenette-le-boom-oh">cognitivedissonance</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lemondifficult.tumblr.com/post/50606437862/bidenette-le-boom">lemondifficult</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bidenette.tumblr.com/post/50605605112/le-boom">bidenette</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>Le boom.</em></p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/d4bc149926d721af33127c84ace1432e/tumblr_inline_mmwx9adwUz1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p>Oh snap</p> </blockquote> <p>Wow</p> </blockquote> <p>OOOOHHHHHHHH BURRNNN</p> </blockquote>http://sweetspeas.tumblr.com/post/50653939980http://sweetspeas.tumblr.com/post/50653939980Fri, 17 May 2013 10:48:17 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7xs5wpZhK1rrx8xeo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7xs5wpZhK1rrx8xeo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><span>ACTUAL MESSAGE OF </span><em>(500) DAYS OF SUMMER</em><span> THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES</span></p> </blockquote>http://sweetspeas.tumblr.com/post/50653873908http://sweetspeas.tumblr.com/post/50653873908Fri, 17 May 2013 10:46:49 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6ba754788f05097fe8709bdf1c3d2b46/tumblr_mmkpsmEQfz1s6c1p2o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thelandofmaps.tumblr.com/post/50077660093/is-your-states-highest-paid-employee-a-coach">thelandofmaps</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Is Your State’s Highest-Paid Employee a Coach? Probably. (From Deadspin) [970x546]<br/><a href="http://landofmaps.com/"><span>CLICK HERE FOR MORE MAPS!</span></a><br/><a href="http://thelandofmaps.tumblr.com/"><span>thelandofmaps.tumblr.com</span></a></p> </blockquote>http://sweetspeas.tumblr.com/post/50503835800http://sweetspeas.tumblr.com/post/50503835800Wed, 15 May 2013 12:49:39 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5190a3d4f69a32ea5141c4acf38248f8/tumblr_mmeln3F3i81r0o12to1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://sweetspeas.tumblr.com/post/50503578703http://sweetspeas.tumblr.com/post/50503578703Wed, 15 May 2013 12:44:37 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/00d26b4e3f7093fb5fabb1f66878cf6a/tumblr_mhmogvAJs61rmqnb5o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b4d4db31f673e31b7833740906b7a518/tumblr_mhmogvAJs61rmqnb5o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cdbde736476b8ad5cd9b072313fbb47b/tumblr_mhmogvAJs61rmqnb5o3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b34380f59a828c94cb4b54e794c38418/tumblr_mhmogvAJs61rmqnb5o4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/85e70054a4807303fb86d58a5110237e/tumblr_mhmogvAJs61rmqnb5o5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e1f7d0c218d020d855a48131112310fa/tumblr_mhmogvAJs61rmqnb5o6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/333a7368176b8fe4325f3a148b1a83db/tumblr_mhmogvAJs61rmqnb5o8_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d5bd76d41223b923fe050462422e0e16/tumblr_mhmogvAJs61rmqnb5o7_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://kajithegreat.tumblr.com/post/50495118012/ed-pool-sailor-moon-avengers-assemble-by-ann" class="tumblr_blog">kajithegreat</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://funniest.1000notes.com/post/50494992140/ed-pool-sailor-moon-avengers-assemble-by-ann"> </a></p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ed-pool.tumblr.com/post/42166224580">ed-pool</a>:</p> <p><strong>Sailor Moon Avengers Assemble by Ann Marcellino</strong></p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p></p>http://sweetspeas.tumblr.com/post/50503569046http://sweetspeas.tumblr.com/post/50503569046Wed, 15 May 2013 12:44:26 -0400“My eyes change colors”<br/><br/> - <em>every teenage white girl (via <a href="http://internationallyoffensive.tumblr.com/" class="tumblr_blog">internationallyoffensive</a>)</em>http://sweetspeas.tumblr.com/post/50458782453http://sweetspeas.tumblr.com/post/50458782453Tue, 14 May 2013 20:33:16 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ec2a6e77877e9a9203a2b9fafb2d5d68/tumblr_mmnbatJPtG1r8gsqgo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/467755ca0ae9d1e53293b49b0c51ef69/tumblr_mmnbatJPtG1r8gsqgo4_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/311857a6d795212edc46b22bb9cc64a9/tumblr_mmnbatJPtG1r8gsqgo3_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fc30b31dee80ac134d56cd1ace0cab15/tumblr_mmnbatJPtG1r8gsqgo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/667dfce964fcc4a99d004c9bf57e3a20/tumblr_mmnbatJPtG1r8gsqgo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/282ffeab068187beabf307b5244127f3/tumblr_mmnbatJPtG1r8gsqgo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e3cb58d95233cf1ec97dc73c4a294b2c/tumblr_mmnbatJPtG1r8gsqgo7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/14a1949c682b57991784e06d8d6178d8/tumblr_mmnbatJPtG1r8gsqgo8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://sweetspeas.tumblr.com/post/50457986646http://sweetspeas.tumblr.com/post/50457986646Tue, 14 May 2013 20:22:38 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5f6d18568803d690bf5ea07865da6dfd/tumblr_mmremcVKKC1ql4ukuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Let it come.”</p> <p>(Subtext: “<em>Bitch.</em>”)</p>http://sweetspeas.tumblr.com/post/50374848699http://sweetspeas.tumblr.com/post/50374848699Mon, 13 May 2013 19:01:24 -0400Wonder WomanHBICbattle armorEyes of the GorgonDCDC comics<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/51d429d1f5d56c72d48409be897020e1/tumblr_mkdq4cQKBC1qz8x31o1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9a37392a299445d21a603e8c39adc7ba/tumblr_mkdq4cQKBC1qz8x31o2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://sweetspeas.tumblr.com/post/50373810299http://sweetspeas.tumblr.com/post/50373810299Mon, 13 May 2013 18:47:43 -0400